i just remembered my little burst of rage last night
i went and punched a lamppost. it’s me we’re talking about so it was one of the most pathetic things to happen, ever
Jan 29th / 0 notes
- me trying to act logical: Everything will be okay.
- My brain: No it won't, what the fuck are you talking about everyone hates you and only bad things happen to you. no one will ever want you. you are disgusting and you know what nothing will be okay. Don't ever leave the house again.
- Science teacher: Can anyone tell me about the Big Bang Theory?
- Me: Well, you see... The whole Universe was in a hot, dense state; then nearly fourteen million years ago, expansion started--WAIT. The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, neanderthals developed tools, we built the Wall, we built the pyramids. Math, science, history, unravel all the mysteries, it all started with the Big Bang.
- Random kid: HEY!
- Science teacher: ...
till the constables got pitbulls with their paw bones all stepped on
till the constables got pitbulls with crushed bones up their nose holes
(till the cows come home)
this band just. so much love.
Jan 26th / 0 notes
